My name is Emily. I am originally from the east coast and hope to return very soon. Small towns aren't my thing. I am a vegetarian empathizer, an artist by day and a dreamer by night, and a big disbeliever in door close buttons in elevators. I am suspicious of religion, advertising, and know-it-alls. 3am is my prime song-writing time. If you feed me after midnight, I multiply. I live in a house that was once owned by the man who invented boxer shorts. As a result, we get a lot of teenage boys on Halloween asking for boxers instead of candy. I am allergic to sunscreen and will probably one day have skin cancer if I don't already. My right knee is named Chet and my left is Herman. Herman is the evil one. Almost everything I wear once belonged to someone else with the specific exception of socks and underpants.

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